So just in case you’re lonely, you can now bid on a hand conversation…exclusively with Jacob from Converge's RIGHT HAND!
http://bit.ly/WueZCe Bid now!
"This is an auction for a one on one Internet webcam chat with Jacob Bannon, vocalist
of seminal hardcore band Converge’s right hand. Conversation will last 5 minutes. Any question may be asked, though responses are not guaranteed. No reserve. This auction is for right hand ONLY. Buyer must have active Skype account.”